на арене цирка выступает дрессировщик львов. со словами алле-гопп
Дресьор на лъвове показва номер:
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long.
В цирке. Выступает дрессировщик аллигаторов. Хищник открывает пасть
Выступает мужик с крокодилом. Открывает крокодилу рот
An Australian guy walks into a bar with a crocodile under his arm. He asks the bartender if he will give him free drinks if he shows he can put his penis inside the crocs mouth for 15 seconds without it getting bit off.
A guy walks into a bar with a four-foot crocodile on a leash
Un jour dans un cirque le dompteur de lion fait une démonstration à un groupe. Le dompteur descend son pantalon mais son sexe dans la bouche du lion
O atlético domador apresentava seu mais novo número com os leões. O domador punha os órgãos sexuais dele na boca do leão enquanto lhe aplicava fortes chicotadas. Grande sucesso. Todo mundo aplaudiu. Terminado o número
En man uppträdde på cirkus med en levande krokodil. Avslutningen av numret var en riktig rysare. Mannen drog ner gylfen och tog fram sin stolthet och placerade den mitt i gapet på krokodilen. Så stängde han krokodilens käft och stod alldeles stilla
Facet w cyrku wychodzi na arenę z krokodylem. Staje na środku i kopie krokodyla w dupę. Krokodyl rozdziawił paszczę
Er komt een man met een krokodil het cafe binnen en bestelt een biertje. De barkeeper ziet de krokodil en zegt: "Weg met dat beest
The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!"
So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."
The bartender says "Well then, lets see!"
So the man whips out his diск and shoves it in the gators mouth.
He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it.
A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his diск without a single scratch.
He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?"
An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."