Retired Marine
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Мъж отива да търси работа в Канадските пощи. Интервюиращият го пита:
Един човек кандидатства за държавна работа. Подал документи и стигнал до лично интервю.
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Einstellungstest bei der Stadtverwaltung: "Sind Sie gegen etwas allergisch?" "Ja, gegen Koffein, deshalb trinke ich auch keinen Kaffee." "Okay, das bringt Ihnen 5 Extrapunkte für Ihr Bewerberkonto." "Waren Sie beim Militär?" "Ja, ich war zwei Jahre im Irak stationiert." "Sehr schön, das bringt...
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Le DRH : - Bonjour, asseyez-vous et parlez-moi de vous. Le candidat fonctionnaire : - Je dois vous informer que je suis handicapé. Le DRH : - Grave ? Le gars : - J
Facet na rozmowie o pracę: - Gdzie Pan wcześniej pracował? - Służyłem w armii. Byłem w marines. - Uczestniczył Pan w jakimś konflikcie wojskowym? - Owszem. Byłem dwa lata w Wietnamie i tam zdarzył...
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam." "Good," says the...
Le recruteur lui demande: - « Êtes-vous allergique à quelque chose? » Il répond: - « Oui, la caféine. Je ne peux pas boire de café. » « OK, avez-vous déjà fait le service militaire? » «Oui»,...
Интервю за работа в държавната администрация. Интервюиращият: - Разкажете ни повече за себе си? - Ами бях наемен войник преди време, настъпих мина и си загубих топките. Другото важно е, че имам...
En Veteran kommer inn på NAV for et jobbintervju. En avdelingsdirektør skal intervjue ham og spør ham: "Har du vært i militærtjeneste?" "Ja," svarer Veteranen. "Jeg har vært i Afghanistan i tre...
"Were you in the service?" the interviewer asks.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responds the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for two years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 a.m."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 a.m., but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our ваlls trying to decide what to do first."