A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked:
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, yes! I've been in the Marines for a couple of years."
"I see," said the interviewer, "any disabilities?"
The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. "Well... In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles."
The interviewer, quite shocked, said "All right, you're hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am."
"Wait wait!" shouted the Marine, "When do the others start? I don't want any special treatment just because of my disability."
The interviewer replied, "Well... I'll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. All we do is sit around, scratching our nuts trying to figure out what to do."
Αναζήτηση εργασίας... Мъж отива да търси работа в Канадските пощи. Интервюиращият го пита: Един човек кандидатства за държавна работа. Подал документи и стигнал до лично интервю. C'est l'histoire d'un mec qui veut se faire embaucher aux impôts. Il passe les différents entretiens ; tout se passe bien et au dernier moment il se sent obligé d'apporter quelques précisions : A man was being interviewed for a job. Einstellungstest bei der Stadtverwaltung: "Sind Sie gegen etwas allergisch?" "Ja C'est l'histoire du personne qui veut se faire embaucher aux services des impôts.A la fin de son entretien il dit à son futur patron : "Vous savez monsieur je ne sais pas si c'est grave mais pendant la guerre j'ai perdu une testicule. -Oh mais ne vous inquiétez pas du coup venez demain à 11h -Oh... Le DRH : - Bonjour Facet na rozmowie o pracę: - Gdzie Pan wcześniej pracował? - Służyłem w armii. Byłem w marines. - Uczestniczył Pan w jakimś konflikcie wojskowym? - Owszem. Byłem dwa lata w Wietnamie i tam zdarzył... A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant. The interviewer asks him Le recruteur lui demande: - « Êtes-vous allergique à quelque chose? » Il répond: - « Oui Интервю за работа в държавната администрация. Интервюиращият: - Разкажете ни повече за себе си? - Ами бях наемен войник преди време En Veteran kommer inn på NAV for et jobbintervju. En avdelingsdirektør skal intervjue ham og spør ham: "Har du vært i militærtjeneste?" "Ja