Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг?
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Влиза жена при доктора
Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt:
A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman who was beaten black and blue
a woman goes to the doctor with a black eye
Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt
Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey
Une femme entre chez son médecin
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunк on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunк on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunк on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"