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Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг? Frau geschlagen Влиза жена при доктора, цялата в кръв и синини. Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt: A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor:... a woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really lookind rough. the doc says, "what happened?" the woman replies, "everytime my husband goes out and gets drunk on beer he beats me when he... Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt, slaat hij mij bont en blauw..” De... Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey, ne yapacağımı bilemiyorum. Kocam ne zaman içip de eve sarhoş dönse beni bayıltana kadar dövüyor.... Une femme entre chez son médecin, le visage tout enflé et des bleus partout... Le médecin : - Que vous est-il arrivé ? La femme : - Docteur, chaque fois que mon mari arrive à la maison après avoir...
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunк on Bud Light he beats me up."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunк on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunк on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг? Frau geschlagen Влиза жена при доктора, цялата в кръв и синини. Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt: A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp." Doctor:... a woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really lookind rough. the doc says, "what happened?" the woman replies, "everytime my husband goes out and gets drunk on beer he beats me when he... Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt, slaat hij mij bont en blauw..” De... Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey, ne yapacağımı bilemiyorum. Kocam ne zaman içip de eve sarhoş dönse beni bayıltana kadar dövüyor.... Une femme entre chez son médecin, le visage tout enflé et des bleus partout... Le médecin : - Que vous est-il arrivé ? La femme : - Docteur, chaque fois que mon mari arrive à la maison après avoir...
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