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Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг? Frau geschlagen Влиза жена при доктора Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt: A woman goes to the Doctor A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor A woman who was beaten black and blue Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey Une femme entre chez son médecin
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really lookind rough. the doc says,
"What happened?" the woman replies,
"Everytime my husband goes out and gets drunк on вееr he beats me when he gets home." the doc thinks for a minute and says,
"I have a remedy for that... the next time your husband comes home drunк on вееr just make yourself a glass of iced tea, and swish it around in your mouth until he goes to bed." the woman goes home. two weeks later she returns to her doctor. the doc says,
"You look great, did you try my advice?" the woman replies,
"Yes i did, but how did you know it would work?" he tells her "see what happens when you keep your mouth shut for a change?"
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Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг? Frau geschlagen Влиза жена при доктора Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt: A woman goes to the Doctor A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor A woman who was beaten black and blue Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey Une femme entre chez son médecin
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