Како жената се спасила од ќотекот на пијаниот сопруг?
Frau geschlagen
Влиза жена при доктора
Kommt eine Frau mit geschwollenem Gesicht zum Arzt und sagt:
A woman goes to the Doctor
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor
a woman goes to the doctor with a black eye
Een bont en blauw geslagen vrouw komt bij de dokter. De dokter vraagt onmiddellijk wat er gebeurt is. De vrouw zegt “Elke keer als mijn man dronken thuis komt
Yüzü gözü mosmor bir kadın doktora gider. Doktor: - Hanımefendi ne oldu size? Kadın: - Doktor bey
Une femme entre chez son médecin
Doctor:
"What happened?"
Woman:
"Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunк, he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor:
"I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman:
"Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunк, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."
Doctor:
"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"