An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,... A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda...
An elderly man gathered together three of his most trusted friends, a doctor, a lawyer, and a priest. He said to his friends, "Now, I know I can't take it with me when I die but I'd like to try." He handed each of them an envelope each containing $10,000,000 in cash.
"I'd like each of you to throw the envelopes into the grave after they put me in," he said. The three looked at each other and agreed to the elderly man's final wishes. The elderly man soon dies and when he is lowered to his grave, friends throw in the envelope and the elderly man is buried with them. On the way back to the cars the doctor says,
"I have a confession. I was thinking last night about the children's recovery program I'm getting off the ground and $10,000,000 would have been a great start to the program's funding. I figured I would put the money to good use rather than have it buried 6 feet underground."
The lawyer went nuts telling him that going against the elderly man's will is a huge сriме. Then the priest also confessed, "I also thought I'd put the money to good use. The mission’s fund the church is trying to put together has received little contribution. $10,000,000 would be a huge boost to the fund." The lawyer was absolutely outraged talking about how they could both end up in jail.
He said,
"You should've done what I did. The money he gave me is being kept in my safe at home. I wrote a check for $10,000,000 and put that in the envelope and that's what is in the grave!"
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An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summons the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His... Un vieux pingre va mourir seul, sans famille et sans ami. Peu avant sa mort, il reçoit son avocat, son docteur et son curé pour leur donner à chacun 10.000 euros en espèces avec pour mission... Starzec leży na łożu śmierci. Chciał zabrać ze sobą do grobu swoje pieniądze. Zawołał swojego księdza, lekarza i prawnika: - Tutaj każdy z was dostanie na przechowanie po 30 tys. dolarów. Chcę,... A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. I know, he says, they say Zenginin biri, ölüm döşeğindeyken biri doktor, biri papaz, diğeri avukat 3 yakın arkadaşını çağırmış. Bir ricada bulunmuş: "Ömrüm boyunca biriktirdiğim 300.000 $ lık tasarrufum var. bunu yanımda...