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Why were the people in the twin towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
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Самолетът стои на пистата и се подготвя за излитане. One day at a busy airport A sala de espera estava lotada de passageiros para o vôo 171 All'aeroporto di Milano Malpensa Felszállás előtt a repülő utasai csodálkozva látják Yolcular uçağın hemen yanı başında A repülőgép lépcsőjén két pilóta egyenruhás ember lépdel fel Na odlétací ploše letiště stojí letadlo a cestující se dívají na piloty Two blind pilots get on a plane and walk right Through the main aisle Σε μια από τις τακτικές πτήσεις μια αεροπορικής εταιρίας
Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move, the passengers are uncomfortable. The plane gains speed, but it stays on the ground. The remaining runway gets smaller and smaller, and the plane is rushing towards a fence. … …
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The passengers start shrieking and suddenly the plane lifts, avoiding the fence at the last second. All the passengers calm down, thinking it was a bad joke.
In the pilot cabin, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says :
“You know what? One day they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all going to die.”
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Самолетът стои на пистата и се подготвя за излитане. One day at a busy airport A sala de espera estava lotada de passageiros para o vôo 171 All'aeroporto di Milano Malpensa Felszállás előtt a repülő utasai csodálkozva látják Yolcular uçağın hemen yanı başında A repülőgép lépcsőjén két pilóta egyenruhás ember lépdel fel Na odlétací ploše letiště stojí letadlo a cestující se dívají na piloty Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move Σε μια από τις τακτικές πτήσεις μια αεροπορικής εταιρίας
Two blind pilots get on a plane and walk right through the main aisle, sporting white canes and dark shades.
The passengers are mildly concerned but assume it’s all a joke.
The plane starts taxiing on the runway, picking up speed, rolling, barreling down, still not taking off, you can already see the end of the runway, the passengers already start panicking and screaming when the plane suddenly lifts off and all is well.
One of the pilots says to the other,
“You know what my biggest worry is? That one day they start screaming too late and we’re all gonna die.”
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Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside?
A: they don’t belong in buildings
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My dad died in 9/11, He was a great pilot
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Science built skyscrapers and airplanes
But only religion can bring the two together.
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Bus drivers when they see each other. Pilots when they see each other
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Pilot lounge
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of сrаск.
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Your mama's so fат she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
Your mama's so fат she went on an airplane and it turned into a boat.
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Airport Security Guard Воотy Call... Cream:
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed- but if you leave your cream here, I'll make you cream later.
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Airport Security Guard Воотy Call... Baggage:
Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?
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Flight Attendant Воотy Call... Smoking:
We don't allow smoking in the lavatories, but we can make an exception for my pole.
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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Wright, Right?
One right can't make a wrong. But two Wrights can make an airplane!
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Падобран Bush der Papst und ein Schuljunge Flugzeug stürzt ab Бил Гејтс A lawyer В един самолет пътували четирима души. Президент Ένα βράδυ Obama A blonde woman An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board Bush A blonde Un avión está a punto de estrellarse. Hay cuatro pasajeros en el avión pero solo tres paracaídas. El primer pasajero dice: "Soy Steph Curry En Norrman Ein Flugzeug ist am Abstürzen. 5 Passagiere sind an Bord An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said Een dokter En präst Four people are in an airplane En un avión iban 4 personas There are four people on an airplane. The pilot Der var tre mand ombord på en brændende flyver. En advokat En un avión iba el Papa In einem Flugzeug sitzen 4 Leute: Trump There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard Francis Pope En tysk Donald Trump Bill Clinton 5 Leute sitzen in einem abstürzenen Flugzeug An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack Em um avião estavam Michael Jordan Donald Trump ein Prominent ein alter Opa und ein kleines Schulkind sitzen im Flugzeug. Das Flugzeug ist gerade am abstürzen Egy repülőgépen utazik Bush Aux journées portes ouvertes d'une base militaire Čech Su un aereo c'è Berlusconi The greatest Doctor Ein Österreichischer Pilot Obama Van e un avion Obama En un avión viaja Ronaldo In einem Flugzeug sitzen Der Präsident der USA
Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane catches on fire and there are only three parachutes.
The president gets one and says, “My country needs me!” and jumps.
The smartest man in the world grabs one and says, “Well, the world needs me, since I'm so smart,” and jumps.
One parachute left and the old man says, “You take it, my life is almost over anyway.”
The little girl says, “No. We both can jump.”
Confused, the man asks, “How?” The little girl says, “The smartest man in the world took my backpack.”
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Пилота: Съжалявам
Pilot: The plane is about to crash! Quick, make your last call to say your last words!
Guy: Ваве, I'm so sorry, I cheated on you.
Girl: WHAT!???
Pilot: Oops, nevermind, the plane is back in control!
Guy: CRASH THE FUСКING PLANE DАММIТ.
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- За къде сте? Una donna ferma un taxi. - All'aeroporto Дівчина зупиняє машину і просить довезти її до міста. Водій каже: - Сьогодні вже восьму жінку везу до міста. - А я не жінка! - Ну та ще і не місто. Mężczyzna do kobiety: - Jest pani trzecią kobietą w ciąży którą dowożę na lotnisko. - Ale ja nie jestem w ciąży! - Jeszcze nie dojechaliśmy... Egy jóképű Egy kamionos fölvesz egy stoppos csajt az M7-es úton. Öt perc múlva megszólal: - Tudja-e
- Where to? - The airport - Mam, u r the 3td pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today - But I'm not pregnant - But we haven't reached airport yet
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