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Самолетът стои на пистата и се подготвя за излитане. One day at a busy airport A sala de espera estava lotada de passageiros para o vôo 171 All'aeroporto di Milano Malpensa Felszállás előtt a repülő utasai csodálkozva látják Yolcular uçağın hemen yanı başında A repülőgép lépcsőjén két pilóta egyenruhás ember lépdel fel Na odlétací ploše letiště stojí letadlo a cestující se dívají na piloty Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move Σε μια από τις τακτικές πτήσεις μια αεροπορικής εταιρίας
Two blind pilots get on a plane and walk right through the main aisle, sporting white canes and dark shades.
The passengers are mildly concerned but assume it’s all a joke.
The plane starts taxiing on the runway, picking up speed, rolling, barreling down, still not taking off, you can already see the end of the runway, the passengers already start panicking and screaming when the plane suddenly lifts off and all is well.
One of the pilots says to the other,
“You know what my biggest worry is? That one day they start screaming too late and we’re all gonna die.”
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Самолетът стои на пистата и се подготвя за излитане. One day at a busy airport A sala de espera estava lotada de passageiros para o vôo 171 All'aeroporto di Milano Malpensa Felszállás előtt a repülő utasai csodálkozva látják Yolcular uçağın hemen yanı başında A repülőgép lépcsőjén két pilóta egyenruhás ember lépdel fel Na odlétací ploše letiště stojí letadlo a cestující se dívají na piloty Two blind pilots enter a plane. They have sunglasses and white sticks. As the plane starts to move Σε μια από τις τακτικές πτήσεις μια αεροπορικής εταιρίας
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