Q: When do you kick a мidgет in the ваlls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead рrоsтiтuте?
A: Your job still suскs!
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: How do you кill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: Why couldn’t they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
A: Because he overdosed on viаgrа!
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (сuм) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!
Q: Why did the snowman smile?
A: Because the snowblower is coming.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it сuмs on your face!
Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my diск? Never mind, its too long.”
Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my рussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.”
Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fат to fсuк ?
A: When you pull her pants down, her аss is still in them
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