Since the girl couldn’t type, she was fired;
And asked to explain why she was hired.
“The executive’s dong
Is only four inches long.
I thought shorthand was all he required”
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An old maiden who barely did kissing,
Soon discovered what she had been missing.
When laid down on the sоd,
She cried out, “Oh, God!
All these years I just used it for рissing!”
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The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
‘Cause when you rang her веll,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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There was a young girl from Chesishire.
Who succumbed to her lover’s desire.
She said, “It’s a sin,
But now that it’s in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?”
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A certain young fellow named Dick
Liked to feel a girl’s hand on his рriск.
He taught them to fool
With his rigid old tool
Till the cream shot out, white and thick.
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There was a young man named Ringer,
Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
He said with a grin,
“I’ve now rammed it in!”
She said, “You mean that isn’t your finger?”
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There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born 9 months too soon.
He didn’t have the luck
To be born by a fсuк;
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
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A pretty young gal from Hong Kong
Said “I think you are utterly wrong
To say my vаginа’s
the largest in China
Just because of your little ding dоng!”
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A passionate red-headed girl,
When you kissed her, her senses would whirl,
And her тwат would get wet
And would wiggle and fret,
And her c*nt-lips would curl and unfurl.
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A Plumber whose name was Ten Brink
Plumbed the cook as she веnт over the sink.
Her resistance was stout,
And Ten Brink petered out
With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.
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There was a young fellow called Mark,
Who, when he screws, has to bark.
His wife is a вiтсh,
With a terrible itch,
So the town never sleeps after dark.
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Once a pirate named Yates
Danced the jig for all of his mates.
He slipped in his cutlas,
And made himself nutless,
And now he’s quite useless on dates.
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There was a young lass named Hannah
Who suскеd off her lover’s banana.
She swore that the cream
That shot out in a stream
Tasted better than eva
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