T here was a young lady named Alice
Who used dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
Her аrsеhоlе in Buckingham Palace.
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Shouted Frosty the Snowman, “Hooray!
I’m agog with excitement today!
And the reason of course
A reliable source,
Said the snow blower’s heading this way!
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“When I see a monk’s аss I just grab it.”
Said the lazily amorus abbot.
“Although it’s more fun
To have sеx with a nun,
It’s so hard to get into the habit!”
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The niррlеs of Sarah Strong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dоng.
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There was a young fellow named Mel
Who didn’t like c*nt very well.
He would finger and fсuк one,
But never would suск one;
He just couldn’t get use to the smell.
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Said a dainty young whоrе named Miss Meggs,
“The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs.”
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There was a young girl from Peru,
Who had nothing whatever to do.
So she sat on the stairs,
And counted c*nt hairs;
Four thousand, three hundred and two.
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There once was a man from St. Pauls
Who used to perform in the halls.
His favorite trick
Was to stand on his prick
And roll off the stage on his ваlls.
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A notorious whоrе named Miss Hearst
In the weakness of men is well versed.
Reads a sign o’er the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
“The customer always comes first.”
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A fair haired young damsel named Grace
Thought it very foolish to place
Her hand on your cock
When it turned hard as rock
For fear it would explode in her face.
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Took a pig in a thicket to fсuк it.
Said the pig, “Oh, I’m quееr,
Get away from my rear,
Come around to the front and I’ll suск it.”
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