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Paul:
“I’ve got problems with mathematics.”
Michael:
“Me too.”
Eric:
“Yeah, that makes four of us.”

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Mommy says to little Johnny, “Why are you sticking out your tongue at the dog? It’s not nice.”
Little Johnny says, “But the dog started it.”

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“Dad, I got my smarts from you, didn’t I?”
“That’s right my clever boy!”
“Yup, thought so, mom still has hers.”

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At school:
Johnny, where’s your homework?
Johnny: I’m very sorry, I don’t have it here.
Teacher: How come?
Johnny: I ate my exercise books.
Teacher: What?! Why would you do such a thing?!
Johnny: The dog refused to.

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Why was Little Johnny crying?
He put some of his mum’s cream on his face and then read on the label that it makes you look 10 years younger.

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Salt meets pepper on a plate and says, “I’m feeling all scattered today.”

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How do monsters prefer their eggs?
Terrifried.

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A boy ate some coins for fun and his parents took him to the hospital. One hour later the parents asked the nurse how it was going. Apparently, “no change yet.”

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Will sell broken marionettes. No strings attached.

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The most exciting beverage for a soccer player? The penaltea!

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Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime, no problem!

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What would you call a female magician in the desert?
A sandwich."

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It suскs working from home today.
Peter (52), Fireman

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What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Finds the nearest skyscraper.

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This may come across as cheesy - but I think you’re grate.

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I nearly drowned yesterday. It was a breathtaking experience.

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What did I do when I landed in Iraq by mistake?
Iran.

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