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I was kind of bored lately so I decided to take up fencing.
But the neighbors are threatening to call the police unless I put it down again.

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How to achieve a beach body?
1. Have a body
2. Arrive at the beach.

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Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?

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Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

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What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
A fsh, probably.

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Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash? -- He's all right now.“

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Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
There are too many bugs.

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Why did the octopus blush?
He’d just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!

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When does a car perform at its worst?
When it's not tired.

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Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.

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A man in a butcher shop:
"I would like bull testicles please."
Butcher:
"Me too."

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Notice on a shoe repair shop:
I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

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Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.

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I know that I'm fат but I’d be really rich in Britain. There they measure their wealth in pounds.

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Were French fries originally made in France?
Nope, French fries have always been made in Greece!

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I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.

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Velcros are just a big rip-off.

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Where do cows like to go in their spare time?
In the Muuuuuuseum.

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