Bridge to Hawaii
Der Geist in der Flasche
One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
While walking along a beach
À Brest
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden
En man är ute och promenerar på en strand i Kalifornien och funderar över livet när han helt plötsligt utbrister: - "Herre
Een man wandelde op het strand en was in diep gebed verzonken. Plots zei hij luidop: "God
Mies kulki yksinään rannalla ja löysi pullon lojumassa hiekassa. Hän kurkottui poimimaan pullon ja veti korkin ulos. Savupilven keskeltä tuli esiin henki. Henki kiitti nopeasti miestä vapaudestaan...
On giving the sand a kick he struck a corked bottle.
He веnт down, picked it up and removed the cork.
Immediately, a Genie came out of the bottle and said to him, "Master, I have been a prisoner in this bottle for a thousand years and now you have set me free. For that, I will grant you one wish."
The man thought for a moment then said, "I always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid to fly and I get sick on a ship. Could you build a highway from California to Hawaii?"
"Master, that is a difficult wish to fulfill. Can you think of something that is more practical?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Could you tell me why women are the way they are?"
The Genie thought for a moment before replying, "Would that be two lanes or four?"