нью-йорк. в самый крутой магазин по продаже изделий из меха заходит... Петък вечер старец и доста млада Ο Λαλαούνης Мужик с потрясной телкой заходят в один из самых дорогих меховых магазинов на Беверли Хиллс. Un hombre entra Un homme arrive chez Cartier A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out... An older Um sujeito entra numa loja de peles com uma loira espetacular. Ele diz ao vendedor: — Quero que você dê a esta moça a mais linda estola de pele que você tiver nesta loja. O vendedor mostra algumas... Contributed by Aaron Ray A balding Een heer komt binnen bij Cartier Freitag Abend Een wat oudere man Egy férfi bemegy a barátnőjével egy elegáns boltba. A hölgy kiválaszt egy bundát
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" asked our jeweler.
"I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account." "I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?"
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нью-йорк. в самый крутой магазин по продаже изделий из меха заходит... Петък вечер старец и доста млада Ο Λαλαούνης Мужик с потрясной телкой заходят в один из самых дорогих меховых магазинов на Беверли Хиллс. Un hombre entra Un homme arrive chez Cartier A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in the back and comes out... An older Um sujeito entra numa loja de peles com uma loira espetacular. Ele diz ao vendedor: — Quero que você dê a esta moça a mais linda estola de pele que você tiver nesta loja. O vendedor mostra algumas... Contributed by Aaron Ray A balding Een heer komt binnen bij Cartier Freitag Abend Een wat oudere man Egy férfi bemegy a barátnőjével egy elegáns boltba. A hölgy kiválaszt egy bundát