Außerirdischen auf der Erde
Приземил се посред нощ извънземен космически кораб до една бензиностанция.
Da landen zwei Außerirdische mit ihrem Raumschiff direkt an einer alten Tankstelle in Texas. Sagte der eine zur Zapfsäule:
Twee buitenaardse wezens landen op aarde. Ze parkeren hun vliegende schotel vlakbij een benzinestation en samen gaan ze op verkenning uit
Dwóch kosmitów wylądowało na ziemi. Ciemna noc pustkowie idą. Dochodzą do zamkniętej stacji benzynowej. Podchodzą do dystrybutora. Jeden z nich mówi: - Dzień dobry my jesteśmy kosmici
No meio do deserto tinha um posto abandonado lá estava uma bomba de gasolina mangueira enrolada e guardada. Doois alieniginas chegaram e decidiram assaltar a bomba. Pegaram a arma e disseram: —...
So he approaches the first life form he finds which was a gas pump and demands it to take him to the leader.
Well it's a gas pump so it doesn't say anything obviously, getting aggravated he demands again but this time pulls his laser pistol and says
"This is the last time I ask earthling!"
Just then his general whispers to him "Hey calm down buddy don't mess with this guy, he's a badass мотhеrfuскеr".
Shrugging off his comrade he furiously demands a response and after brief moments of silence, he blasts the pump and BOOM!
A huge explosion occurs and they land a mile away.
As they sit there dusting themselves off the alien lord looks at the general and asks "We have conquered the cosmos and all sorts of life forms, I've never seen you sweat in the face of an adversary, how did you know this guy was such a badass мотhеrfuскеr?"
The general looks over and says "Man if you could wrap your diск around your body 3 times and then plug it in your ear, you are a badass мотhеrfuскеr."