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Вървят си заека и мечока през гората и изведнъж - хоп Зайо и Мечо намерили вълшебен пръстен. C'est un ours qui poursuit un lapin à la course... Мечо и Зайо отишли за риба. Мечо и Зайо хванали една златна рибка и й казали да им изпълни по 3 желания. Заекът и мечокът хванали златната рибка и тя им казала: ще ви изпълня на двамата по 3 желания Misiu z Zajączkiem złapali złotą rybkę i of coz rybka do ze nich starym tekstem Det var en gång en Björn och en Hare som härskade i skogen C'est l'histoire d'un ours qui poursuivait un lapin dans la forêt Tout à coup
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gаy!" and rides off.
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Вървят си заека и мечока през гората и изведнъж - хоп Зайо и Мечо намерили вълшебен пръстен. C'est un ours qui poursuit un lapin à la course... Мечо и Зайо отишли за риба. Мечо и Зайо хванали една златна рибка и й казали да им изпълни по 3 желания. Заекът и мечокът хванали златната рибка и тя им казала: ще ви изпълня на двамата по 3 желания Misiu z Zajączkiem złapali złotą rybkę i of coz rybka do ze nich starym tekstem Det var en gång en Björn och en Hare som härskade i skogen C'est l'histoire d'un ours qui poursuivait un lapin dans la forêt Tout à coup
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