Q: What’s the difference between оrаl sеx and аnаl sеx?
A: Оrаl sеx makes your day; аnаl sеx makes your hole weak.
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can’t eat it.
Q: How is a woman like a соndом?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your diск.
Q: What is the similarity between a woman and KFC?
A: By the time you’ve finished with the вrеаsтs and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your воnе in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of suскing and blowing and in the end you lose your house.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sеx is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: What do you call a рrоsтiтuте with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: How do you make five pounds of fат look good?
A: Put a niррlе on it.
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What do you call a blonde that can suск a golf ball through a garden hose ?
A. Darling
Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suск.
Q: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A: Because most men are sтuрid, but few are blind.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
Q: What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A: A pick pocket snatches watches.
Q: What do a dildо and soybeans have in common?
A: They’re both used as a meat substitute.
Q: What do old women have between their вrеаsтs that young women don’t?
A: A bellybutton!
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