El borracho necesita que le empujen Βοήθεια!! Κούνιες. Κάποιος να με σπρώξει ТРИ ЧАСА ПРЕЗ НОЩТА. Три часа през нощта. Мъж и жена спят. Изведнъж на вратата се звъни. Мъжът псувайки става и отива да отвори. На вратата стои някакво пиянде яко наквасен: Три часа ночи. Au début de la nuit un couple vient de se coucher. Un quart d'heure après As três horas da manhã Eran las 3:00am Mitten in der Nacht klopft es an der der Haustür bei Herrn Schmidt. Er geht die Treppe runter und öffnet die Tür. Vor ihm steht ein beunruhigter Mann und sagt: "Mein Auto springt nicht an und ich...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3 AM.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door.
It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunк.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "can you give me a push?"
"No, get lost, it's 3 AM. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunк." says the husband.
"It doesn't matter." says the wife.
"He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."
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