La picadura de serpiente y los amigos
Ο άτυχος.
Двама борци карат през гора.
Двама приятели били на къмпинг.
Една жена отишла с болния си мъж на лекар. Дпктора прегледал мъжа
Биле Гиго и Цветко на нудистичка плажа и змија го каснала Цветкота баш за најмашкиот дел од телото.
Супружеская пара приходит к врачу.
Eine Frau begleitet ihren Ehemann zum Arzt.Nach dem Check-Up ruft der Arzt die Ehefrau allein in sein Zimmer und sagt:
Marito e moglie vanno dal medico perché l'uomo non sta per niente bene: il dottore lo visita e dopo chiede di parlare privatamente con la moglie.
Van dos colegas por la selva y uno se va a mear. Al rato
Deux soldats sont en missions dans la jungle. Tout-à-coup
Uma mulher acompanha o marido em um consultório médico e depois de fazer um check-up completo
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor
Dois sujeitos muito ricos viajaram de férias para a selva Amazônica e resolveram caçar no meio do mato. De repente
Estos eran dos tipos en un desierto. Uno dice: - tengo que ir a orinar
To mænd i dan australske ørken Den ene går om bag en kaktus for at tisse
Két telefonszerelő szerel a sivatagban. Az egyiknek a farkát megmarja egy mérges kígyó. A másik gyorsan felmászik egy telefonpóznára
The doctor speaks to the man's wife alone and says, "There is nothing the matter with your husband. If you make a couple of meals for him a day, let him watch his sports. Do not complain at him too much and require him to listen. Limit his exposure to in-laws and make love to him once a week. Then, he'll probably live another 20 years."
She returns to her husband's side in the waiting room. He asks, "What did the doctor tell you?"
"You are going to be dying soon, my dear."