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What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?
You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.
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Pet Jokes
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What kind of dog eats with his ears?
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They all do. I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before tucking in.
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Pet Jokes
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Unterhalten sich zwei Wände
Τι λέει ένας τοίχος στον άλλο;
Sagt die eine Wand zur anderen Wand: "Wir treffen uns an der Ecke!"
Que dit un mur à un autre mur? On se rencontre au coin?
- Vad sa den ena väggen till den andra? - Vi möts i hörnet...
Hvad sagde den ene væg til den anden? – Vi mødes ved hjørnet?
Hva sa den ene veggen til den andre? Svar: Vi møtes på hjørnet.
Co mówi jedna ściana do drugiej? - Spotkamy się na rogu.
Vad säger de två väggarna till varandra när de ska ha ett möte? Vi möts i hörnet.
Two walls arrange a date – “Let's meet at the corner.”
Two walls meet at the corner.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
How many elephants fit into a submarine?
Twelve, because the doorbell is on the left side.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Dамn, I missed my bus.”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Two fish meet. One says:
“Blubb”.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Photographer:
“And will you want those pictures in color or black-and-white?”
Zebra:
“Jеrк!”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Where do cows like to go?
In a mooooseum.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.
One bunny suggests, “Shall I throw you down?”
The second bunny replies, “Nope.”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
What is black, red, and golden and flies through the air?
A lady bug with a golden tooth.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Do unzipped files get embarrassed?
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Two milk cartons are sitting on a roof. Suddenly one milk carton throws the other down and says, “That’s what you get.”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Two tomatoes are walking across a street. One of them gets run over by a truck.
The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says:
“Well, life’s not a petting zoo.”
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Anti-Humor Jokes
How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
A man sees a shooting star.
“Oh, how nice! I can make a wish! I want a woman who knows what she wants!”
The shooting star pauses briefly, then turns around.
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Anti-Humor Jokes
Ok, I will stop making fun about your age. Making fun of old people is not funny.
Happy Birthday!
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Birthday Jokes
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