I stepped upon the scale today, And what it said blew me away! That wicked thing began to squeal: “You’ve got a pork-related feel!”

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Dad, what did you do in your days without phones and social media, you know how boring it was

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Dirty jokes | Social Networks

How the head of HR at my company looks at me when coldplay announces new tour dates

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Jokes about Cheating

When you find out Роrnhuв now offers a 30-day free trial

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Dirty jokes | Masturbation jokes | Porn jokes

Ken..... you only said the tip

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Women: Why don't guys share their emotion Men: *shares emotions* Women:

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Men-Women jokes

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What do you think? - How the mosquitoes eat her!

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When you are trying to do an advanced yoga move but you just can't stop yawning

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If you've stuck your little toe and need to recover from the pain...

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A real professional doesn't even need to put a stethoscope in his ears!

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Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke | Porn jokes

I once called the police on my own party because i wanted to go to bed

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Jokes about Police Officers | Holiday Jokes

Installed this doormat, now my social life is as dry as this well.

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Neighbours Jokes

When the drugs wear off and you realize you're not a space smuggler traveling across the universe with a Wookie

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Me and my bestie looking at the same guy

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Jokes about Women

Friendly reminder to open soda cans pointing away from you. Don't make their mistake.

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When you're telling someone a secret.

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The right way to say sorry

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Men-Women jokes