Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, **’Hello?’** **’Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?’** **’No, Daddy.** **She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’** **After a brief...

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,
**’Hello?’**
**’Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?’**
**’No, Daddy.**
**She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**
**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, Right now..’**
Brief Pause.
**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**
**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**’I did it, Daddy.’**
**’And what happened, honey?’ **
‘Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
Ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser****And
Now she isn’t moving at all!’**
**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’**
**’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window****And into
The swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water****Last week
To clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**’Swimming pool We dont have a swimming pool ? ………..**
**Is this 486-5731?’*
**No, I think you have the wrong number……..*

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