Onkel Peter im Schlafzimmer
falsch verbunden
Лорд Джон бил в командировка в чужбина.
- "Allô"
O cara liga pra casa numa tarde pra saber o que a esposa ia fazer para o jantar.
- Ало? - Здравей
Arbetaren R. Fronten är på facklig konferens i Tyskland och har tråkigt på hotellrummet. För en gångs skulle ringer han hem för att höra hur det är med familjen: - Hej
(((ring ))) ((((((((( ring-g-g-g-g ))))))))))) ***neemt op*** "Hallo?" "Dag liefje
Telefonen ringer i ett hus och en liten flicka svarar. - Hallå. - Hej stumpan. Det är pappa. Hur är det? - Bra. - Jag skulle prata med mamma
Hrabia telefonuje do domu: - Janie
Milord inglese telefona a casa; risponde il maggiordomo: – ‘Pronto?’. – ‘Battista
Il marito telefona a casa dall'ufficio. Risponde una bambina. - 'Ciao cara
Nella villa suona il telefono. Va a rispondere il maggiordomo: - "Buongiorno…" - "Sono l'avvocato
Csörög a telefon: - Halló! Szia itt a papa! Adnád a mamát egy pillanatra? - Most nem tudom papa
Anant called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. "Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi
Rrriiiiinnnnggg
Σάββατο πρωί και ο Μπάμπης αφού ξεκίνησε για το γκολφ
"Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby."
Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john”
“Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.”
“no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy”
“no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.”
“Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally.
“Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.”
“Okay daddy!”
Long pause
"Okay daddy! I did it!’
“Great job Sally! What did she says?”
“Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…”
Then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”