Двама пенсионери разговарят:
Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger :
Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар:
Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока:
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico
- Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso!
Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има
Three old men are talking about their aches
3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem
"You always feel like you have to рее. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even сrар anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I рее every morning at 6:00. I рее like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.
"No, I сrар every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You рее every morning at 6:00 and сrар every morning at 6:30.
So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00!"