Двама пенсионери разговарят:
Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger :
Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар:
Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока:
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico, tutto sconsolato.
- Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso!
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on...
Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има, всяка сутрин ходя по голяма нужда точно в 6:30. А докторът му отвръща: - Но това не е проблем, трябва да се радвате, че организмът ви толкова добре работи като швейцарски часовник. А пациентът отвръща: - То работенето ясно, ама проблема...
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions. One 75-year-old man says: "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it takes me 20 minutes to pee." An...
3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem, ik sta 's morgens op om 7uur, en het duurt zeker 3uur voor ik kan pissen" "Bwa" zegt de tweede, "ik sta ook...
The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a рiss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my рее barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to take a shiт, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".
The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I рiss like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I shiт like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."