Двама пенсионери разговарят:
Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger :
Дядо обяснява на личния си лекар:
Двама старци си бъбрят на скамейката пред блока:
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
Un uomo in su con gli anni va dal medico
- Dottore dottore ogni mattina alle sette mi scappa da pisciare. - Beh che problema c'e'? - E' che io mi alzo alle otto per cui mi piscio addosso!
"Sixty is the worst age to be
Пациент отива при доктора и му казва: - Докторе нещо ми има
Three old men are talking about their aches
3 bejaarde mannen zitten samen koffie te drinken. Zegt de eerste: "ik heb een probleem
The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps."
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at eight o'clock I get up and try to move my воwеls. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas, I'm ninety years old. Every morning at seven o'clock sharp I urinate. Every morning at eight o'clock I move my воwеls. Every morning at nine o'clock sharp I wake up."