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Being in a relationship is like riding a bike, but the bike is on fire and everything around you is on fire because you're in hеll.

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One Liner Jokes, Short jokes

Bully : You’re so disgusting!
Girl : B*tch you look like something I drew from my opposite hand.

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Yo mama so fат her аsshоlе was a black hole.

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Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Moma jokes, You Momma Jokes

What does a brick and a fат chick have in common?
They both get laid by a Mexican sooner or later

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Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes

What do you call a blind Mexican Illegally blind

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Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes

Who invented football?
Jesus, because he went in for the cross and got nailed by two defenders

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Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes

Bully: Your forehead is so big!
Me: But at least its longer then your future

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There's no "I" in "team" but there are 5 in "individual brilliance".

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One Liner Jokes, Short jokes

In 1982, Chuck Norris entered a diск measuring contest. They're still measuring.

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Chuck Norris

Patriots are going to the Superbowl again. Tom Brady’s gunna rage eat an extra almond tonight.

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Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes

Bully: suск it!
Sorry small parts are a choking hazard.

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My mother urged me to attend a cooking class. She said:
“A man should know how to cook. It impresses the girls.”
After a few lessons, a very beautiful girl started chatting to me. One thing led to another – aaand we are very good friends now.

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Magic is awesome. Do you know the name of the magical stick that makes men disappear?
The pregnancy stick.

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A patient runs out of the operation room, screaming.
A doctor stops him and asks:
“Mr. Ainsley! What on Earth is happening?! Why are you running?!”
The patient breathes heavily:
“I was about to be operated on, doctor. And then the nurse said: ‘Come now, stop panicking. You’ll manage just fine!’”
The doctor shrugs:
“Oh but that’s nice, no? Nurse being supportive to you?”
The patient gets angry:
“She was talking to the surgeon!”

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Two hunters are comparing their stories. One says, “I once shot a wild boar so big they had to come get it with a tractor!”
The other scoffs, “Ha, I once shot a bird so big, 357 people got out of it when it hit the ground.”

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Patient to his doctor:
“Doctor, please help me. I think I’m a moth.”
The doctor says:
“I’m sorry, but I’m not your guy. You have to go see a psychiatrist.”
The patient sighs:
“I wanted to. But the light in your office is so much brighter!”

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I saw an ad recently: LASER HAIR REMOVAL. But come on, if you had laser hair, would you really want to remove them? No, you’d be starting world dомinатiоn!

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Feeling adventurous? Go to a Walmart changing room and after five minutes start asking loudly where they keep the toilet paper!

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