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At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. “She must have COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Cuz she clearly has no taste.” She responded.

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Food Jokes

I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”

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Food Jokes

What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.

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You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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My phone battery last longer then your relasionships

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Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.

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Food Jokes

You: knock knock
Ur friend: whos there?
You:boo!
Ur friend:boo who?
You:ohhhh... Why you so das?

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It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns.

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One Liner Jokes, Short jokes

A group of members at a Fraternity house decided to set up a glory hole and make the member with the largest реnis use it, after each one reveals what they got packed inside, the one with the largest proudly steps forth and receives some pleasure from it, after it’s done, he proudly comes back to his dorm and gets a phone call from his sister. “What’s the matter?” he asks, she tells him that her sorority decided to play a game in which the loser gets аnаl from the fraternities’ glory hole, and that she lost………….

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How does Reece eat her cereal? Witherspoon.

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Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes

Me: did your mom drop you off?
Her: yeah why?
Me: dамn what a shame
Her: why is that a shame?
Me: cause she's gonna get fined
Her: Fined why would she get fined?
Me: for littering
Her: ....

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Anti-Humor Jokes

After watching Kevin’s Spaceys Christmas Eve video hinting at some sort of comeback. I’m going to watch something less unhindged and disturbing like The Human Centipede.

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Why do cats like Michael Jackson? Cuz they go meeOWWWW

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Animal Jokes

What do you call Whitney Houston after sеx? WETney houston.

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Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes

Yo Momma's teeth are so bad...
The dentist sent her to the city roads repair department.

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Yo Momma Jokes, Yo Moma jokes, You Momma Jokes

Whats the difference between a slаvе and a poor man? Slaves get to travel the world

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Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes

The only dates I get these days are software updates.

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One Liner Jokes, Short jokes

People say there's safety in numbers... yeah.. well tell that to 6 million Jews...

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