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That awkward moment when you whisper in your boyfriend's ear that you want to feel him inside you and he sticks his finger in your nose.

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How many women were born in 2018?
None. Only baby girls and baby boys.“

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I tried one of those organic
Deodorant stick. It said in the instructions:
1. Remove the cap
2. Push thumb up the bottom part for application.
It is very difficult to sit but my farts smell very nice now.

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If you wished to be discreet and inoffensive to the ladies of polite society, how would you write diarrhea? (CO(NH2)2)2Water said to oleic acid that they cannot be together. Oleic acid still thinks it is because she’s fат.

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I told my girlfriend a really good joke about cobalt, radon and yttrium. She said it was CoRnY.

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I keep hearing that alcohol and driving should never go together, so what’s with the cars that run on ethanol?

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A nerdy chemist walks out of an examination and smugly announces to all her friends:
“It couldn’t have been more basic if it had pH -15!”

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What compound a pessimist cannot live without? Nitrous oxide!

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What amino acid is most favoured by pirates? Arrrrginine!

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H2O is just a shorter way to write HIJKLMNO.

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Hydrogen accosts oxygen:
“Hey you, you stole my electron!”
“No! Are you certain?!”
“I’m вlооdy positive!”

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It’s never a good idea to ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich…

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What is a girl’s best friend in potentia? Carbon.

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How come Iron Man is a woman? Because Fe-Male.

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What does Santa say when you leave him traditional Christmas sherry? HOH-HOH-HOH thank you so much!!!

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What is CH2O? Seawater of course!

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Do you know the formula for sodium hydride? NaH…

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What is Beethoven’s favourite element? Sodium! Na na na naaa!What is hydrophobic? A person suffering from an irrational fear of utility bills.

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