Sick Jokes, Illness Jokes, Death Jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular
0
großes Grab Το χρυσόψαρo Неделя сутрин Малката Виктория вече закопаваше дупката под дървото в градината Маленька дівчинка закопує ямку в пісочниці. Сусід Маленькая девочка закапывает ямку в песочнице One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. Вовочка был в саду и закапывал какую-то ямку Mariazinha está cavando um buraco no quintal Un hombre encuentra a su vecino cavando un hoyo en el patio y le preguntó: - Hola vecino Une petite fille creuse un grand trou dans le jardin familial en pleurant a chaudes larmes. Le voisin Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died Petit Tom était dans le jardin entrain de creuser un trou quand son voisin le dévisagea au-dessus de la barrière. Intéressé par ce que faisait le jeune effronté Mała Zosia siedziała w ogrodzie zasypując dołek Lille Johnny er i gang med at grave et stort hul ude i haven da naboen kommer forbi og spørger hvad han laver. - “Min guld fisk er død så jeg begraver den” siger johnny. - “Så stort et hul behøver... Um sujeito estava no jardim de sua casa quando vê o vizinho De var en gång en liten pojke som satt bakom hans hus och grävde en grav till hans döda guldfisk då tittade den nyfikna grannkärringen fram över staketet och sa: - Vad gör du? - Jag gräver en grop... Kalle höll på att gräva en grop i sin trädgård när granntanten tittar över staketet och säger: - Hej Kalle! Vad gräver du för något? - Min guldfisk har dött och jag ska begrava den. - Men är inte... Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson Une petite fille creuse un trou avec sa pelle. Le voisin l'aperçoit et lui dit: - Qu'est-ce que tu enterres là? La gamine One day little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor - Mit csinálsz Marika? - Gödröt ások Morguh Jenny! Wat ben je aan het doen? Mijn goudvis is dood dus ik begraaf hem Haha
0
0

A guy dies and is sent to hеll.
Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts and bikinis.
Behind the next corner there are people eating great food and there's some cool music playing.
After some time of wondering, a man in an expensive suit approaches him and says: "Hi, you must be the new one. Welcome to hеll, I'm the devil. As you're gonna spend eternity here, make yourself comfortable and have a drink. If anything bothers you, always feel free to ask me."
The guy still doesn't really understand what's going on, this is not what he expected.
But finally he decides to inspect the area.
Everywhere he goes, there are people laughing and having a great time, there's games, party and fun all around.
Then he arrives at a steep cliff that divides the paradise hеll from an area underneath, and there is hеll as we know it: demons torturing the doomed, there's fire and the smell of brimstone.
Shocked, he runs to the devil and says "Devil, how can that be? Here, we have the sweet eternity and down there people are tortured and burned! How can that be?!"
The devil laughs and says "Oh, that. That's the Catholics - they want it that way."
0
Hilfe Обаждане в полицията: Телефонот ѕвони во полицијата: Звонок в службу спасения: "Pronto O policial do 190 atendeu o telefone e foi anotando o pedido de socorro: - Por favor "Pronto O policial do 190 atendeu o telefone e foi anotando o pedido de socorro: — Pelo amor de Deus! Mande alguém urgente que entrou um gato em casa! — Mas como assim Auf der Polizeistation klingelt das Telefon: "Kommen Sie sofort. Es geht um Leben und Tod. Hier in der Wohnung ist ein Hund!" "Wer ist denn am Apparat?" "Die Katze." - Aló Tocou o telefone na delegacia. Um policial atendeu e ouviu: -Socorro -¿ Hola Telefone toca na delegacia e o delegado atende: — Pois não? — É o Delegado que esta falando? — É sim - Alo? 112? - Da! - Ajutor! A intrat o pisică în casă! - Şi... pentru asta apelezi numărul de urgenţă Puhelin soi poliisipäivystyksessä. - Onko asemalla - Αστυνομία εκεί; - Ναι πείτε μου – Ελάτε γρήγορα μπήκε μια γάτα μες το σπίτι! - Μα καλά τι άντρας είστε κύριε; Μια γάτα φοβάστε; - Ο παπαγάλος είμαι ρε μ@λάκα…!
0
0
La señora y el mensaje del marido der Pfarrer wars Чапаев бил много болен и стоял на системи. O sujeito está no hospital à beira da morte Barzelletta "C'è un cinese in coma": Un carabiniere tampona una macchina guidata da un cinese El viejo está muy enfermo. Le han colocado una bomba de oxígeno I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn” Suddenly right in front of...
0
Was wäre Was würde passieren - Mi történne ha a Föld 30-szor gyorsabban forogna? - ??? - A nők elvéreznének mi meg minden nap kapnánk fizetést. Wat zou er gebeuren
0
0
Football Fan To The Rescue In einer New Yorker Bar. Harry Im Central-Park in New York sieht ein Mann wie ein kleines Kind von einem Kampfhund angegriffen wird.Sofort kommt er dem Kind zur Hilfe Ein Mann geht im Central Park in New York spazieren. Plötzlich erblickt er ein Mädchen Ein Mann geht im Central Park in New York spazieren. Plötzlich erblickt er ein Mädchen Er loopt een man door Central Park in New York. Plotseling ziet hij een klein meisje dat wordt aangevallen door een pitbull. De man rent naar het meisje en begint te vechten met de pitbull....
0
0
0

0
0
0
0
0
0