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Girls mature faster than guys because men don't usually develop вrеаsтs until their mid 40's.

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Men-Women jokes

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Men jokes | Single People Joke

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat.
The women just won’t leave him alone.
His mother-in-law says, "You’re driving too fast!"
His wife says, "Stay more to the left."
After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?"

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Jokes about Women | Car and driving jokes | Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Men jokes | Mother in law jokes

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes

My girlfriend is sooo smart!
I called her from my friend's phone and she said
"What's up honey?"
She already knew i am on the other side

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Jokes about Women

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."

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Work Jokes, Office Jokes | Men jokes | College jokes | Мanagement jokes | Graduation Jokes | Stupid / Dumb Jokes

Teacher: What does your father do?
Little Johnny: Whatever mom says.

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How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!"
Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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Money jokes | God | Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke | Customer service jokes | Christian Jokes

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
"Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked puzzled.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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Jokes about Women | Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Men jokes | Relationship Jokes | Beauty Jokes

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

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News & Politics

Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.

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Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes | Sex Jokes

If you weigh 100 kilos on Earth, you only weigh 38 kilos on Mars.
YOU are not FАТ.
You are on wrong planet

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What's worse than seeing a worm in your apple?
Seeing half a worm!

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Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes | Food Jokes | Dark Humor | Animal Jokes

"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy."
That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.

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Jokes about Women | Men jokes | Sex Jokes | Gay Jokes, Lesbian Jokes

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password.
We'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.

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While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two 5-year-old boys were getting acquainted.
"My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Adam," replied the second." My daddy is a doctor. What does YOUR daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua.
Adam proudly replied, "My daddy is a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Joshua.
"No, just the regular kind," replied Adam.

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Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke | Judge Jokes, Court Jokes, Judiciary | Lawyer Jokes

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

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Work Jokes, Office Jokes | One Liner Jokes, Short jokes | Police, Policemen, Cops and Law Enforcement jokes